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A Christmas Song

A Weihnachtsgedicht

When the snow falls wunderbar 
And the children happy are,
When is Glatteis on the street,
And we all a Glühwein need,
Then you know, es ist soweit:
She is here, the Weihnachtszeit

Every Parkhaus ist besetzt, 
Weil die people fahren jetzt,
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.
Shopping hirnverbrannte things
And the Christmasglocke rings.

Mother in the kitchen bakes 
Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks
Daddy in the Nebenraum
Schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum
He is hanging auf the balls,
Then he from the Leiter falls…

Finally the Kinderlein 
To the Zimmer kommen rein
And es sings the family
Schauerlich: “Oh, Chistmas tree!”
And then jeder in the house
Is packing die Geschenke aus.

Mama finds unter the Tanne 
Eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,
Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,
Everybody does frohlocken.
President speaks on TV,
All around is Harmonie,

Bis mother in the kitchen runs: 
Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.
And so comes die Feuerwehr
With tatü tata daher,
And they bring a long, long Schlauch
And a long, long Leiter auch.
And they schreien – “Wasser marsch!”,
Christmas now is in the Arsch.

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, 
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits!

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